{"id":6865,"date":"2025-06-20T14:41:18","date_gmt":"2025-06-20T12:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/podzemibrno.cz\/?post_type=povesti&p=6865"},"modified":"2025-06-20T14:53:05","modified_gmt":"2025-06-20T12:53:05","slug":"o-brnenskem-drakovi","status":"publish","type":"povesti","link":"https:\/\/podzemibrno.cz\/pl\/povesti\/o-brnenskem-drakovi\/","title":{"rendered":"O Smoku z Brna"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jestem tu teraz i ludzie si\u0119 ze mnie \u015bmiej\u0105, ale na pewno jeszcze tak nie by\u0142o.<\/p>\n

Przylecia\u0142em gdzie\u015b ze wschodu i tak bardzo spodoba\u0142o mi si\u0119 Brno, \u017ce wyl\u0105dowa\u0142em tutaj. Mi\u0119dzy Li\u0161n\u00ed a Slatin\u0105 zrobi\u0142em sobie mieszkanie, co\u015b w rodzaju gniazda, i jad\u0142em wszystko, co widzia\u0142em. Najlepsze by\u0142o jedzenie, kt\u00f3re przyje\u017cd\u017ca\u0142o z okolic na brne\u0144skie targi. Jad\u0142em na przyk\u0142ad babki z Tu\u0159an z kapust\u0105, winiarzy z Mikulova popija\u0142em Veltlinerem i frankfurterkami, a medlary z B\u0159eclav na s\u0142odko. Oczywi\u015bcie na deser. Nie gardzi\u0142em owcami i kozami, kt\u00f3re pas\u0142y si\u0119 dooko\u0142a. Takie by\u0142o \u017cycie.<\/p>\n

Ale by\u0142em kompletnym klapsem dla ludzi z Brna. Trz\u0119\u015bli si\u0119 z przera\u017cenia, s\u0142ysz\u0105c, jak krzycz\u0119 po obiedzie. Pewnego dnia do miasta przyjecha\u0142 m\u0142ody czeladnik rze\u017anicki i wymy\u015bli\u0142, jak Brno si\u0119 mnie pozb\u0119dzie. Wy\u017cebra\u0142 od rady miejskiej krowi\u0105 sk\u00f3r\u0119, wypcha\u0142 j\u0105 wapnem i zaszy\u0142. A ja, g\u0142upi smok, zjad\u0142em to. By\u0142o to tak obrzydliwe, \u017ce wykrzywi\u0142o mi usta i musia\u0142em przep\u0142uka\u0107 je wod\u0105.<\/p>\n

Polecia\u0142em nad rzek\u0119 Svratka i tam napi\u0142em si\u0119 tyle wody, ile mog\u0142em w sobie zmie\u015bci\u0107. Przez jeden dzie\u0144 w rzece nic nie p\u0142yn\u0119\u0142o. A potem zacz\u0119\u0142o bulgota\u0107, gwizda\u0107, wali\u0107, sycze\u0107, przez chwil\u0119 by\u0142o cicho, pomy\u015bla\u0142em, ugh, to z mojego gard\u0142a. Ale w ko\u0144cu by\u0142o co\u015b w rodzaju he\u00e9\u00e9rangr i rozpad\u0142em si\u0119 na sto siedemdziesi\u0105t cztery kawa\u0142ki. I nie wszystkie zosta\u0142y znalezione. Strasznie du\u017co czasu zaj\u0119\u0142o posk\u0142adanie mnie z powrotem i powieszenie w przej\u015bciu do ratusza.<\/p>\n

Wi\u0119c teraz po prostu tu siedz\u0119, a ludzie si\u0119 ze mnie nabijaj\u0105. O tak.<\/p>","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false},"class_list":["post-6865","povesti","type-povesti","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nO brn\u011bnsk\u00e9m drakovi - Brn\u011bnsk\u00e9 podzem\u00ed<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/podzemibrno.cz\/pl\/povesti\/o-brnenskem-drakovi\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pl_PL\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"O brn\u011bnsk\u00e9m drakovi\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"J\u00e1 si tu te\u010f jen tak vis\u00edm a lidi ze m\u011b maj\u00ed \u0161p\u00e1s, ale tak tomu je\u0161t\u011b tudle rozhodn\u011b nebylo. 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