{"id":6858,"date":"2025-06-20T14:35:18","date_gmt":"2025-06-20T12:35:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/podzemibrno.cz\/?post_type=povesti&#038;p=6858"},"modified":"2025-06-20T14:35:45","modified_gmt":"2025-06-20T12:35:45","slug":"o-brnenskem-kole","status":"publish","type":"povesti","link":"https:\/\/podzemibrno.cz\/pl\/povesti\/o-brnenskem-kole\/","title":{"rendered":"Informacje o Brno Bike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nazywam si\u0119 Ji\u0159\u00ed Pirk lub Birk. Pochodz\u0119 z Lednic. Jestem pewien, \u017ce je znasz. To miasto prawie 50 kilometr\u00f3w od Brna, a teraz mamy tam minaret. Jestem ko\u0142odziejem w Lednicach. To znaczy, \u017ce robi\u0119 drewniane ko\u0142a do wagon\u00f3w i powoz\u00f3w. To ca\u0142kiem dobry zaw\u00f3d, nie mog\u0119 powiedzie\u0107.<\/p>\n<p>Zawsze bior\u0119 jedn\u0105 w pubie po pracy. \u017beby oczy\u015bci\u0107 g\u0142ow\u0119. Pewnego razu, kiedy pili\u015bmy z kumplami \u00f3sme wiadro, w przyp\u0142ywie dumy, albo B\u00f3g wie dlaczego, za\u0142o\u017cy\u0142em si\u0119, \u017ce w ci\u0105gu jednego dnia zetn\u0119 drzewo, zrobi\u0119 z niego rower i przetocz\u0119 go a\u017c do Brna. Wstaj\u0119 rano, zastanawiaj\u0105c si\u0119, jak si\u0119 po\u0142o\u017cy\u0142em, i nagle ten straszny zak\u0142ad przemyka mi przez my\u015bl.<\/p>\n<p>O m\u00f3j Bo\u017ce! Szybko podci\u0105gn\u0105\u0142em spodnie i uda\u0142em si\u0119 do lasu. O 7:30 drzewo by\u0142o ju\u017c w warsztacie, a ja zacz\u0105\u0142em pracowa\u0107 nad rowerem. Sko\u0144czy\u0142em go, gdy s\u0142o\u0144ce by\u0142o bezpo\u015brednio nad g\u0142ow\u0105. Godziny jak w ko\u015bciele. Wytoczy\u0142em rower z Ice House, a ludzie patrzyli jak szaleni... i handlowali. W Zidlochovicach musia\u0142em rzuci\u0107 w siebie dwiema kie\u0142baskami. Nie zd\u0105\u017cy\u0142em nawet ugry\u017a\u0107 i pobieg\u0142em dalej do Brna.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160pilberk pojawi\u0142 si\u0119 przede mn\u0105 w oddali gdzie\u015b po si\u00f3dmej, a do celu by\u0142o jeszcze daleko. Ugh, dopiero co mi si\u0119 uda\u0142o. Zamkn\u0119li za mn\u0105 bram\u0119. Nast\u0119pnego dnia dosta\u0142em pokwitowanie z ratusza i zostawi\u0142em tam rower. Tylko nie zwijaj go z powrotem. Zak\u0142ad mia\u0142em w kieszeni.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0105siedzi w lodowni byli ubo\u017csi o kilka sztuk z\u0142ota, a ja raz na zawsze przysi\u0105g\u0142em, \u017ce na takie zak\u0142ady zawsze jest do\u015b\u0107 czasu. 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