I'm just hanging out here now and people make fun of me, but it certainly hasn't been that way yet.<\/p>\n
I flew in from somewhere in the east and I liked Brno so much that I landed here. Between Li\u0161n\u00ed and Slatina I made a dwelling, a kind of nest, and ate everything I saw. The best was the food that came from the surrounding area to the Brno markets. For example, I ate babkas from Tu\u0159any with cabbage, I washed down the winemakers from Mikulov with Veltliner and frankfurter, and I had the medlars from B\u0159eclav with sweet. For dessert, of course. I didn't disdain the sheep and goats that grazed all around. That was life.<\/p>\n
But I was a complete lapdog for the Brno people. They were shaking with terror, just hearing me screaming after lunch. One day a young butcher's journeyman came to town and figured out how Brno would get rid of me. He begged a cowhide from the town council, stuffed it with lime and sewed it up. And I, the stupid dragon, ate the thing. It was so disgusting that I got a crooked mouth and had to wash it down with some water.<\/p>\n
I flew to the Svratka River and there I chugged the river water as much as I could fit in me. Nothing flowed in the river for a day. And then it started bubbling, whistling, banging, hissing, it was quiet for a while, I thought, ugh, it's from my throat. But finally there was something like a he\u00e9\u00e9rangr and I broke into a hundred and seventy-four pieces. And they weren't all found. It took an awful long time to get me all put back together and hung up in the town hall passage.<\/p>\n
So now I'm just hanging out here and people are making fun of me. Oh, yeah.<\/p>","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false},"class_list":["post-6865","povesti","type-povesti","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n